Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021

Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3

Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice

by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022

Robertistic

Commonly used to describe someone not worth a thing, especially if one is named Robert

“Hey stfu you robertistic bitch”

by OneRobertisticHoe February 20, 2022

Roberto

He is a playboy who has 50 girlfriends and they all love him so much, Every girl who talks to him is automatically his gf

Roberto: Hi
Syd: Hello

*becomes girlfriend*

by cAlessaurushusygcsvgswf3ejxreg December 15, 2022

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008

Skyway Robbery

What airlines commit when they charge for services that used to be free, luggage, meals, soft drinks, etc.

That charge to check my luggage is skyway robbery!

by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010