An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.
Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!
What airlines commit when they charge for services that used to be free, luggage, meals, soft drinks, etc.
That charge to check my luggage is skyway robbery!
The extended period of time it take a pot head to get anything done.
Susan told me she would be here in five minutes, but that was a half hour ago. She must have meant Mary Jane Minutes.