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Definitions by CaptainCrowley

Robert Sheehan 

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
Robert Sheehan by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022

andrew garfield 

A really cute British actor, who is kind to paparazzi and loves giving hugs to fans instead of taking photos with them.

His mbti is infp by the way, which means he's introverted<3

He is in two of his own Spiderman movies, where he is love with the character Gwen and does an America accent (not going to give away any spoilers)
Person 1: Damn, who is that guy?
Person 2: The one who's really hot with brown fluffy hair?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: That's just Andrew Garfield, he's the best
andrew garfield by CaptainCrowley January 16, 2022

Michael Sheen 

A feral Welsh man, who everyone loves and wants to hug (obviously)

He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant
Person A: Oh my god have you seen Michael Sheen?
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him
Michael Sheen by CaptainCrowley December 2, 2021

David Tennant 

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty
Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too
David Tennant by CaptainCrowley December 1, 2021