Positive Paul

1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things.

Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"

by Snurner101 March 22, 2009

Paul Ryan

(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.

She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.

by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012

Pauline

a random woman (plain jane) you know from some place who keeps popping up every where you go. you later find out you can no longer get her out of your head let alone live without her.

i'm going crazy over Pauline! i keep seeing her everywhere. on the subway, at the mall, in magazines...

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

Paul

An amazing friend. He is without a doubt one of my best guy friends. He is always there when I need him and he gives great advice too! He is great at soccer and and he is crazy funny.Sometimes I don't think he realizes how funny he is and how great of a friend he is to me and other people. Being able to meet him this year was one of the best things that has happened. If you have never met a Paul, you aren't living yet. You are always going to make new memories when you are with a Paul. He also LOVES cats! :D He may come off a bit weird at first to people he doesn't know, but once you get to know him he is the sweetest guy ever! I look forward to making new memories with you Paul! :)

Sue: Ugh, my best guy friend isn't nice to me.

Billy: Then you need to find yourself a Paul

by PaulLynn001234 June 24, 2013

Jake Paul

A very stupid person!

you are Jake Paul, and you are very stupid!

by LordPeanut September 13, 2017

jake paul

Gay fucking cunt who sucks dick to get fucking views and cant make songs good so he cries him self to sleep every night

john: Hi max did you see that bad jake paul video?
max: yes now I have cancer

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

Dirty Pauline

The act of taking your partner to bingo and waiting for 69 to be called, then 69ing each other on the bingo machine and cleaning yourselves off with your bingo cards.

I took her for a dirty Pauline for Valentine’s Day

by Candistix April 22, 2020