1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things.
Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
by Snurner101 November 7, 2008
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Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!
Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!
by Snurner101 December 14, 2008
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During intercourse the girl lies flat on her belly and the man inserts in her vagina on top lying flat on her as well
Larra's neck is sore from Paul positioning last night.
by SulleytheROCK December 8, 2008
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