Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.

I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!

by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003

shooter pooter

someone with the instinctive physical reaction of farting every time they take a shot.

"What's that smell? Man, did Browsky do another shot, cause it stanks." "Hey bartender, give us 4 shots of Jager, and an extra shot of Glade for Browsky!"

by PCruz November 12, 2003

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

by isaac December 14, 2004

poostang

Poostang is a way to insult ford mustangs. A very commonly used term in the f-body community (camaro/trans am).

Also used by any driver after a race that just wrecked a mustang.

Hey dan, did you see that dumbass in that slow poostang "try" to race me?

by j pags March 23, 2009

poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

by CF/JTF June 2, 2016

Super Poota Bitch

A "Super Poota Bitch" is someone who abuses obese people who have little to no intellect and are out of touch with reality over MSN.

brad: you are obese and will die soon.
matt: you really are a super poota bitch

by pootamaster March 17, 2008