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Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
by MyNameBeTom January 09, 2011
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Crimbo Limbo is the time in-between Christmas Day and New Years Day, where you feel fulfilled, eat lots, and give yourself alcohol poisoning.
Ryan: Dude, I haven't done anything productive in three whole days, yet I still feel great!

Lewis: Well, that's Crimbo Limbo for ya!
by MyNameBeTom December 21, 2010
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