bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009

polar bear head

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.

I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.

by Redditor12 February 22, 2014

Polar Bear

This involves a man releasing into a body of water occupied by atleast one person, bathtub, pool, hottub. Thus creating the effect of a polar bear in the water.

Jack: Last night while Jill was in the tub, I totally pulled the polar bear on her.

John: No Way!

Jack: Yeah, is it cool if I crash here tonight?

John: Lame...

by sharky666 April 12, 2008

Polarized glasses

A cheaper option for normal sunglasses. Should be avoided when choosing glasses

Oh! You bought polarized glasses!

by xxAnimeluverxx:P January 19, 2012

Polar Bear

Canary in a coal mine + 5,000

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!

by Von Mannshaft January 5, 2009

Poleranian

A person that is of Polish and Iranian decent. Too clumsy to be a terrorist but lotz of fun anyway!

My cousins are Poleranian but I love them anyway!

by Shiny1 December 5, 2007

Polargise

The act of saving the ice caps, at the north and south pole, from melting

Fred: "Global warming is melting the ice caps, we need to save them".
George: "We Can't, It's too late to Polargise, it's too late"

by Juli-ARGHH January 8, 2009