outey 5,000

1 gets up to leave a room, turns to 2 and 3 and says, I’m outey 5,000 suckers.

outey 5,000 by Blind4real000 March 15, 2021

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Be a ROM for 5,000 years.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. by Abajian December 26, 2005

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5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

5,000th Amendment by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020

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DoucheTron 5000

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

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Nigger 5000

a big cotton picking tractor

you know Joe down the street? yeah he got one of them new nigger 5000's. works like a charm. picks cotton faster than any of my niggers.

Nigger 5000 by blargalarga June 24, 2015

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