optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by JD September 2, 2003

optic formal

Someone who looks mad at the world and everything in it.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! How did your date go last night?"

Guy 2: "Not good. She was an Optic Formal. It sucked, I didn't know if she liked what I was doing because she just looked mad at everything."

Guy 1: "Aw that sucks."

by KmsPls May 13, 2016

terminally optimistic

hopeful despite futility

Men aren't pervs, they are just terminally optimistic.

by Mom424 June 13, 2008

Optics Cuck

A phrase typically used by Alt Right, obese, wannabe Nazi LARPers who think marching through the streets of

Charlottesville carrying Tiki torches and chanting "Jews will not replace us" is a viable political strategy.

Normal person: "If you guys are going to do public demonstrations maybe you should lose some weight and carry the American flag instead of a Swastika flag. I feel like that might be more digestible to the mainstream and your movement might actually get somewhere."
Alt Righter: "Shut up you optics cuck."

by Stu Dwan May 27, 2018

opti

The most horrible and perverse sexual act imaginable. Let us just say it involves scat, teabagging, listerine and certain things going into person's mouth and eye ball.

Yo dawg, you wanna go opti out?

by etoshutka June 15, 2010