Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
Get the Mega Masturbation Marsmug. If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
Get the Marsmug. by Igetbitcheswith11inches December 27, 2021
Get the Marsmug. You're doing that tiktok trend of removing your first and last letter of your name and your name is Jean-Marc.
by RedactedAsher February 16, 2022
Get the ean-marmug. by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024
Get the Mar-a-Lago Milkshakemug. A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.
by theColdSeason January 16, 2024
Get the marsmug. If you met a guy who called Mars, you are so!! lucky! He is the guy really kind and funny ,outstanding.The most important is he is the guy who can be the best boyfriend. Love ya❤️💕
by Avocado 🥑 November 22, 2021
Get the Marsmug.