Eskimo mushroom hammer 

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

Eskimo mushroom hammer by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Soggy Mushroom

A urinated dick.

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.

Soggy Mushroom by terdleface July 25, 2009

Arctic Mushroom 

When a guy is sleeping without blankets, and the temperature is very cold. His penis head is sticking out of the fox hole resulting in an Arctic Mushroom

"Dude, It was so cold last night and I woke up this morning with the worst arctic mushroom!"

Arctic Mushroom by Dj cold penis December 30, 2011

brown mushroom 

After a prolonged bout of anal sex, the giving party turns the recieving party around and proceeds to thwack them on the forehead with their penis/dildo leaving a brown mushroom in its stead. Also known as the brown mushroom to go, because one does not want to stick around after giving a brown mushroom.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.

Johnny gave Jenny a brown mushrrom...to go.

brown mushroom by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

A mushroom stamp 

when a male slaps his penis off the forehead of another individual, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

Jen was steppin out of line, so i gave her a mushroom stamp.

A mushroom stamp by Andrew O. Ben S. TC M. October 7, 2005

infected mushroom 

The best psy trance artists ever.

Erez and Amit Duvdevany from Israel have sold more than 250,000 albums world-wide and more than one million people have flocked to see them live. Brothers who were classically trained, hated it, but now extremely grateful towards their mother because their classical music skills greatly contributes to writing their own music.

Infected Mushroom playing live is simply astonishing. They actually PLAY LIVE, with synthesizers, electric guitars that are crazily tuned, and singing. In Israel and Brazil they are treated as proper rock stars.

Even though psy trance is much deeper underground than trance, Infected Mushroom has sustained places in the top 50 DJ Mag polls. Their albums include Israliens and one of their best tracks is Arabian Nights on Mescaline.

OMGuh just listen to IM's tracks! You'd have to be on magic mushrooms to make this kind of music!

Infected Mushroom's coming to Peru? Let's go and get infected!

infected mushroom by dj DTK May 18, 2006

button mushroom 

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

button mushroom by Pete November 20, 2004