Armenian Gas-Mask

When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!

by tt17 May 20, 2008

oxygen mask

adj. too close for comfort, generally to the face

I'll wear dat ass like an oxygen mask.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

belgian gas mask

You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.

For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.

"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.

by nsla November 22, 2010

Mask

For simps who are scared of everything. People who wear masks live in their parents basement and like to suck their dads left tit.

Oh your a mask? I’m guessing you are a loser

by Yourmom123123123 October 14, 2020

The Mask of Zoro

Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.

My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.

by Phil B February 22, 2005

persian gas mask

while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.

tommy got a persian gas mask last nite

by redneck mafia March 16, 2007