Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.

Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD

by critiquing juicebox October 14, 2011

Madden Rape

The most EXTREME rape of ALL-TIME! Not just dealing with football or Madden, just overall. If you get raped, not literally (or maybe literally), in ANYTHING to the most extreme level, its a Madden Rape. Its pretty much the worst thing in the world!

Bult: OMG This is WORSE than a Madden Rape
Bear: No, that is not possible, nothings worse than a Madden Rape!

by JMBALLER50 September 30, 2005

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

maddart

a maddog with stink breath

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Maddams

A cool thang!

Dood, dat KFC is maddams

by Mcshabaranks May 4, 2014

All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.

I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap

by Tuckered out November 4, 2010

cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.

Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.

by fartonq November 10, 2010