kaleb caffey

the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p

that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.

by hey12345hey54321 July 5, 2017

Kaelmon

The kind of guy who likes to fuck pillows very hard in dark places.

Person: I was trying to sleep yesterday but I had to Kaelmon'd my pillow first.

by ILikeTrainsasdf August 30, 2017

Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum

Oh boy kale is massive

by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017

kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb is a pussy air force cadet who all of the rank hate. His only friends are ranks below him and his intake is also hated.

Conversation Example:
FSGT: We need a competent leading cadet to do this job
Kaleb: *raises hand*
FSGT: Ignores and asked the WOOF

Oh shit kaleb just sat down with us at mess

by SuccEgg April 24, 2018

kaleb mustee

very lovely man and has a huge .......... heart he loves you, do you love me?

Kaleb Mustee is nice and carring and jewish

by dirt joe May 2, 2018

Kaleal

A girl that is as much careing as loveing. A wonderful soft spoken girl that is not afraid to stick up for her friends. This girl would do anything for anyone and will never do any harm. This girl would give anything and everything she had to help someone. They have an amazing personality and are super cute. If you get a kaleal girl you gotta keep them close cause everyone wants one.

SMK

That girl has to be a kaleal.

by TheUnknownR January 29, 2018