Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 20, 2010

Princess Falula Banana Hammock

Fictional name created by the character Phoebe on the television show "Friends." Phoebe wanted a new name and thought Princess Falula Banana Hammock would be a cool one. Her boyfriend told her a banana hammock was a reference to a speedo-type men's swimsuit to change her mind about legally changing her name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock. When she refused, he said he was changing his name to "Crap bag." That did the trick--and Phoebe remained Phoebe!

I am changing my name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock.

by Princess Falula Banana Hammock November 6, 2007

hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.

WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!

by B. Stoner December 23, 2007

banana hammock

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

by christophorus August 22, 2010

Hammon

Noun-A sack of chicken tenders that has been soaking for at least 72 hours in the excessive amount of penis juice released by thousands of true Americans on December 1st.

Pour one of those Hammons down by butthole before I de-virginize your sister, you frog fucker!

by Couldn't_Connect_to_the_D December 4, 2018

Cross-Hammock Blowie

When the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob

Mariah gave Greg a Cross-Hammock Blowie the other night.

by PRPrincipe11 November 11, 2011