Nordic Hammer 

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.

Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.

Nordic Hammer by TipDeep207 August 30, 2010

3 Guys 1 Hammer 

Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

Anyway...

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.

Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...

3 Guys 1 Hammer by Suk Munky March 2, 2010

dindle hammer 

This is the act of sticking one or more fingers into a girls vagina along with your dick.

Dude i gave that bitch a dindle hammer last night, she loved it!

dindle hammer by Evan7887 December 16, 2011

dong hammer 

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

dong hammer by air-ric March 12, 2014

Wobbler Hammer 

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

Wobbler Hammer by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Glamour Hammer 

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

Glamour Hammer by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

michigan hammer-arm 

During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.

Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.

michigan hammer-arm by Atherious March 16, 2019