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ass hammer

1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
mugGet the ass hammermug.

beef hammer

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!
by Pundle December 7, 2006
mugGet the beef hammermug.

Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.
Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!
by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006
mugGet the Shit Hammermug.

cat hammer

A dirty stinky filthy whore that copulates with middle aged men. One who engages in sexual activity compulsively and without any satisfaction. Sex is her black tar heroin.
That chick is total cat hammer, I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 dudes shes fucked.
by AabbaZabba December 12, 2008
mugGet the cat hammermug.

drop the hammer

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!
by octo January 26, 2004
mugGet the drop the hammermug.

Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.
Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!
by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008
mugGet the Scotland Hammermug.

Hammer of Thor

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.
Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.
by jakal03 August 15, 2012
mugGet the Hammer of Thormug.

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