girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.

by acharisa February 21, 2024

girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of making your penis horizontally wider. Smushing your penis on a flat surface over time works best.

I’ve been girthmaxing latley and it’s made my dick look so much wider

by RedHotBiscuits February 25, 2024

girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.

Brayden was girthmaxxing in social studies

by Girthygod6969 February 26, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of increasing your penile girth.

I recently started girthmaxxing and my girl can't get enough!

by Father_Terry February 27, 2024

girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing

Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes

by anonymous February 29, 2024

girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis

I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.

by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024

girthmaxxing

steering the skin and muscle tissue of your penis to make your girth wider. the act of making your penis enhance its girth.

Yooo bro have you been girthmaxxing it’s gotten way thicker!!

by Tonyrello dickrider March 10, 2024