Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 September 1, 2011

free flapping

When a woman goes out without underwear. The female equivalent of free balling.

Trish ain't got no panties on. She free flapping!

by camocap May 21, 2009

piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

by reggiefloyd March 2, 2009

shit flap

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

Cack Flap

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

tent flaps

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

by Chalupa Power May 27, 2006