Fonterra

Fonterra is an entity who is responsible for everything that goes wrong in this universe

We're lost...IT'S FONTERRA'S FAULT

I'm still a 30 year old virgin who lives in my parent's basement....DAMN YOU FONTERRA

by kieren September 27, 2004

fonting

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

by iDenzilla January 3, 2015

cassandra fonseca

a person with lots of love to give. someone who is open hearted and so caring. someone who loves many and hates few or none. someone who you can trust, and will trust you back. someone with an open and honest mind, and speaks up. eyes of a goddess, you'll get lost. a smile that will brighten up your day. attractive and makes guys go wild. quiet and shy at first, but then unable to keep silent once started.

cassandra fonseca was so shy today... but then i cracked her open and she wouldn't stop talking.

by _licious August 31, 2010

Fongcleef

Used to describe a football defensive back that is short and stalky but good at whatever he does.

Matt Ross is a fongcleef.

by 50/50 Thor May 7, 2010

Fontram

Vicarious embarrassment. The feeling associated with being embarrassed on behalf of a third party.

You experience fontram when your friend is so drunk she shits her pants in public.

by FlorinP April 10, 2011

fontaphilia

Love of fonts, often leading to the collection of multiple fonts and typefaces on one's computer. Burgeoning fontaphilia is usually indicated by the ability to distinguish Helvetica in signage.

Times New Roman? Can't I substitute something else. I have fontaphilia and want to share.

by TheInfamousj April 23, 2011

fonger

When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.

Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.

John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.

by edgesync November 25, 2014