I AM CRETiNSEXUAL
by cretindomain February 13, 2021
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a creature so disgusting and two faced it steals from under you, cretin
a creature so disgusting and two faced it steals from under you, cretin
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?
Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
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Get the Criminally thicc mug.After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem
For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder
So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer
So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore
Yes
Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour
But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor
How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores
But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder
So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer
So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore
Yes
Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour
But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor
How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores
But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies”
“Nigga what say dofy”
“What”
Pht
“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”
“What”
“I”
“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”
“Nahh I”
Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
“Nigga what say dofy”
“What”
Pht
“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”
“What”
“I”
“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”
“Nahh I”
Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
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Get the criminately! mug.5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency
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