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CreamiNundies 

After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem

For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder

So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer

So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore

Yes

Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour

But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor

How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores

But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies”

“Nigga what say dofy”

“What”

Pht

“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”

“What”

“I”

“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”

“Nahh I”

Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
CreamiNundies by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021
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