gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.

by whereismolly April 6, 2013

comfy

The state of being when everything is A-OKAY!!! Those who are fortunate enough to complete the treacherous "Quest for the Ultimate Comf" are rewarded with a one-of-a-kind life thrilling experience. Only the bravest individuals will receive the opportunity to get into the "Nition" for comfy.

Because she finished "The Quest", Holly now has the well-deserved privilege to get comfy on Nick's shoulder.

by nanette2014 December 15, 2011

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

comey

adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.

He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.

by santacruzjeff June 8, 2017

coma

1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."

by MILK (I do a body good... bitch) April 8, 2006

Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.

I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?

by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008

Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions

Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey

by SettingTheTruth April 2, 2019