Comey

Verb. As in to 'Comey' something.

Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.

First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.

Used in a sentence: You need to Comey that in case we need to provide a statement to <insert type of political, criminal justice, investigatory proceedings>.

by Blkhippiegrl July 25, 2017

Comey

A weasel

Hey, did you see that Comey running out in the woods there?

by 400 lbs hacker October 1, 2016

comey

adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.

He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.

by santacruzjeff June 8, 2017

Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions

Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey

by SettingTheTruth April 2, 2019

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

Comey

A homey that you rely on to always tell you the truth, especially when you don't want to hear it.

James is my comey bro, he totally warned me that girl was gonna cheat on me.

by Juan Jay May 28, 2018

Comey

A person who is indecisive. Someone who flip flops back and forth to the point of absurdity.

Dude, quit pulling a Comey on me!!. Make up your damn mind already.

by jas340 May 9, 2017