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California Waffle 

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

California sunrise 

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

California slam 

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
California slam by breztri February 22, 2021

California backhander 

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”

california conservative 

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."

California Enema 

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.
"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).
California Enema by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009