Covid Nonce 

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

Covid Nonce by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

covid paunch

That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.

"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."

covid paunch by Hafizullah July 13, 2021

COVID time warp 

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

COVID time warp by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.

Covid Hipster by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021

Covid Booger 

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

Covid Booger by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021

COVID-19 

Something that will never go away even though the pandemic won't last forever.

Some stupid guy: Eats Bat Soup
That same stupid guy: Gets COVID-19

COVID-19 by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2021

covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?

Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".

covid jab by jimmybomm September 23, 2021