Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.

Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.

by Mathew Green August 11, 2016

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight February 24, 2014

Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.

Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”

by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023

clapped wasteman

(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash

Will is a clapped wasteman

by Mqajere February 26, 2018

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 06, 2016

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 11, 2011