Shoes on the counter

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.

Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.

by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023

hop on counter strike

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.

“Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”

by Hexagonic February 27, 2024

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025

Like/Dislike counter is back on the website

IDK when that happened this month but yay! (as of november 2025)

Like/Dislike counter is back on the website . Rare UD W

by glycolic acid November 15, 2025

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011

couster

female cousin that is more like a sister

My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.

by 'antha October 14, 2010