Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.

Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.

1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.

by jerksock November 21, 2011

Sock-cucker

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).

Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"

Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"

by Jussme42 April 19, 2016

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020