American Fortune Cookie 

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

American Fortune Cookie by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

wayne fortune 

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

wayne fortune by 4tune January 24, 2018

the forth tooth 

how to tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile.

the forth tooth is how you tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile. not the fifth not the third but the forth

the forth tooth by lookatmybreifs February 7, 2018

All fortniter

when you start “a couple games” of fortnite at 10pm and next thing you know the sun is rising out your window.

Ben: “ how many hours of sleep did you get last night?”

Chicka: “ none, accidentally pulled an all fortniter”

All fortniter by Chicka g May 13, 2018

clitoral fortitude 

The ability to conquer urges to hook up with a super hot guy, with whom you have clear mutual attraction.

Wow, you hung out at his apartment all night and you didn’t sleep with him? That’s some serious clitoral fortitude!

clitoral fortitude by acohenNY September 12, 2018

Fuck Fortnite February 

All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.

Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon

Fuck Fortnite February by K I L L M E P L Z November 6, 2018

Jacob Fortin 

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.

Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.

Jacob Fortin by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018