Cheesecake on a Stick 

A sexual act where you put a slice or whole pie of cheesecake (depending on the girl) inside her vagina. The man then "plows" her until he cums. Then the female must suck the remnants of the cheesecake off his penis.

Last night we went to the cheesecake factory, and after dinner I gave Jody the Cheesecake on a Stick! And She loved it!

Cheesecake on a Stick by ashleymadethisup01 April 20, 2009

cheese-sloth 

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.

Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'

cheese-sloth by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Cheesecake 

Ass of a woman that uses her body to make money

I'd love to eat that strippers cheesecake

Cheesecake by JDM333 March 13, 2017

dutch cheeseboard 

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.

Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."

dutch cheeseboard by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008

grilled-cheese 

The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.

Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.

grilled-cheese by the buster April 9, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dick cheese by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017