Gongoozler 

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11

Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.

Gongoozler by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020

ocean goblin

hes a goblin who lives in the ocean and steals your bones if you dont brush your teeth

quick get him to brush his teeth before the ocean goblin gets his bones

ocean goblin by Makoto's Dad December 25, 2017

goodliffe 

(verb) the act of pencil marking all possible candidates in all cells of a sudoku before solving

I've run out of logical steps, so I'm going to goodliffe this sudoku, and hope to spot some patterns.

goodliffe by detroittobuffalo May 3, 2021

going to new orleans 

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"

"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"

going to new orleans by ears_ears December 12, 2021

gooodaginga 

A word created by the lightsout tour boys! Who also love to say Brotha and word.

Chase Hudson: GOOODAGINGA

gooodaginga by Izzybrotha July 29, 2019

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.

Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.

Gourd Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020

Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023