iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 21, 2023

Eatin' Cat From The Back

The art of eating pussy while a chick is doggy position.

Bro, I was Eatin' Cat From The Back last night. My nose was in her asshole but she loved it!

by Shit_patch_boyz January 23, 2023

Trip Cat

Someone who likes hallucinogens. A trip cat is someone who enjoys tripping and has done it a few times.

“Are you a trip cat?” - asking someone if they do hallucinogens

by Vassourinha January 27, 2023

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

Screeching cat

When you having sex and think of a cat then screech like one suprising your partner while ejecting.

List night I was a screeching cat with my husband.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Hans' Cat Moment

Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day

That's a Hans' Cat Moment

by evansucker1945 February 7, 2023