That's What She Said 

Dirty minded.. Basically for everything.

Tom: "That's a long stick you got there Jim."
Jim: "That's what she said"
Tom: "Get the fuck out."

That's What She Said by DisownedBySatan August 15, 2015

That's What She Said 

A "comeback" or comment to make a conversation into a sexual joke. First said on The Office, it is way to turn a comment dirty

"Wow, that's long."
"That's what she said!"

"Can I touch it?"
"That's what she said!"

"My hand is wet!"
"OH...That's what she said!

That's What She Said by XxKayleyxX August 11, 2016

that's what your mouth says 

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

that's what your mouth says by Caller's_Voice July 25, 2016

we know what you did 

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.

We know what you did mother to be.

we know what you did by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

That's What She Said 

sneaking a little funny joke into every conversation

Girl:I'm going to slurp this whole thing right down my throat!
Boy: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

That's What She Said by badasshotchick January 29, 2018

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit 

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit by logao November 4, 2018

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV 

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV by Bandito394 June 1, 2019