Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.

"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"

by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Penis

Penis is between a person's legs commonly known as the third leg

I LOVE TO SUCK YOUR PENIS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

by Aylssa January 22, 2023

penis

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional

Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today

by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021

Penis

Something that Justin Bieber doesn’t have

Ned has a small penis

Josh has a massive penis

by BigBlackWillyDanIswithNed March 1, 2021