ProffFartuart's definitions

Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.

"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"

by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019

ZarrK9

A ZarrK9 is a sexual position where one puts their foot in a guys mouth whilst panting and barking like a canine (K9). It's not really known where or how this sexual position came about but Dr Tim Jordan of IFF & Sexual Studies did say this when interviewed "i think my mum invented it when i was in Ghana, we got this bloke off the streets that had a foot fetish and my god, the experience was so good."

"Hey hot stuff, wanna have a ZarrK9 tonight? Hehe"

by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019

Nebula

Meaning: In June 2017, scientists at NASA discovered a type of life on Mard. This isn't human life but Plant life! A Nebula has been put in the Plant Category of "Folf". Nebula (Folf) is thought to be carnivorous but it's not yet known what this plant eats exactly.

Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."

"Nebula is a new plant species"
"The Wife thought that Nebula was cute and fluffy"

by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019

Cat Tail

A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.

Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.

Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.

"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"

by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020

Avvy-Isabelle

An amazing friend with a heart of gold, always looks out for people when she can and is there when you need someone the most, if you have a friend called Avvy-Isabelle, keep her close as you will struggle to ever find a friend as unique and kind as she is. She is truly one of a kind. (Cute otter too)

"Hello Avvy-Isabelle, it's time for a biiiiiiiiiig hug!"

by ProffFartuart November 20, 2019

Pieberius

Meaning: A red panda that goes on a honeymoon with their mate who is also cute and fluffy.

Pieberius can also mean a bad smell.

This word originates from the Swansea Furry culture but has started to gain popularity in recent times.

Person A) "Hey dude, what's up? Have you cleaned that room yet?"
Person B) No, not yet, i am finding the room very Pieberius

by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019

Gairus The Red

Gairus The Red was an aincient Greek God who was worshipped before the fall of the Aincient Greek Empire. It is thought that Gairus The Red was the original God of Love, the colour red symbolising the colour of the heart and the colour of love. There was a national holiday every year to celebrate Love under this god, when the national holiday wasn't there though, he was often referred to as "Uncle Silver" it's not really known or understood why this was the case but researchers have come up with the theory the "Uncle" part was due to how people viewed this god, they saw him as their family. The "Silver" part is still unknown though. The documents around this God are limited so we can not reallu know for sure, but what i can tell you is, this was the god of love and love this god, we shall.

"Oh Gairus The Red, my god, i love you"
"Have you heard of Gairus The Red? He is the true god of love!"

by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019