An amazing friend with a heart of gold, always looks out for people when she can and is there when you need someone the most, if you have a friend called Avvy-Isabelle, keep her close as you will struggle to ever find a friend as unique and kind as she is. She is truly one of a kind. (Cute otter too)
by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019
Meaning: A red panda that goes on a honeymoon with their mate who is also cute and fluffy.
Pieberius can also mean a bad smell.
This word originates from the Swansea Furry culture but has started to gain popularity in recent times.
Pieberius can also mean a bad smell.
This word originates from the Swansea Furry culture but has started to gain popularity in recent times.
Person A) "Hey dude, what's up? Have you cleaned that room yet?"
Person B) No, not yet, i am finding the room very Pieberius
Person B) No, not yet, i am finding the room very Pieberius
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
A ZarrK9 is a sexual position where one puts their foot in a guys mouth whilst panting and barking like a canine (K9). It's not really known where or how this sexual position came about but Dr Tim Jordan of IFF & Sexual Studies did say this when interviewed "i think my mum invented it when i was in Ghana, we got this bloke off the streets that had a foot fetish and my god, the experience was so good."
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
Meaning: A Kamika is when fish have an orgasm when reproducing. Fish are able to change sex whenever they want but this sometimes makes the fish very horny which is why the scientists had to come up with a word to describe a fish orgasm. Kamika was tbe word they chose.
by ProffFartuart December 03, 2019
Meaning: In June 2017, scientists at NASA discovered a type of life on Mard. This isn't human life but Plant life! A Nebula has been put in the Plant Category of "Folf". Nebula (Folf) is thought to be carnivorous but it's not yet known what this plant eats exactly.
Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."
Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."
by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019
Origin: West India 1909 when India was a British Colony. This was used in Cricket but has since fallen out of commonlyused cricket terminology.
Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.
This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Meaning: To have an Ash Bat was to have a home made Cricket bat, commonly made oit of Ash from fires, it's not really known what was used to hold the bat together but this was one of the early types of cricket bats that were used before they started to create more solid, proper bats. It's rumoured that they used a ball of ash stuck together and left out in the sun as an early cricket ball. The Ash Bat is no longer used and it's only known to a select group of people, there is one village in India that do continute to make Ash Bats as part of the village tradition since 1909.
This may or may not be true but it can be found on some documents in the Cricket Museum of India, but sometimes animal dung was used instead of Ash and left to dry out in the sun but again, it'e not documented what was used to hold the dung or ash together.
Commentator: "... and Singh singh picks up his Ash Bat and walks onto the field..."
Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
Random Player: "I need to make an Ash Bat so i can play Cricket today."
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019