Definitions by penisflytrap

cum onion 

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid

happy valentines
omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!

cum onion by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

alex jonesin 

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

alex jonesin by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

bone yogurt 

seminal fluid, male ejaculate

come get some bone yogurt straight from the tap

bone yogurt by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

pumbercum

cum that has been farted out of an anus

wow did you fart? theres pumbercum all over the linolium

pumbercum by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

big bad dick 

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce

snoop dogg hasa big bad dick

big bad dick by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Weymouth Scum 

a specific breed of scum bag that enjoys selling mids to highschool kids and breaking into old friends houses. Weymouth scum stems from an increase in oxy cotin and a lack of a strong father figure during childhood. One way to identify Weymouth scum is if the suspect is proud of being from Weymouth, that is always a give away they are Weymouth scum. often wearing nike shoes and over sized clothing Weymouth scum will often gather at place in north Weymouth as this is wear they predominantly reside. If you would like to find weymouth scum in their natural environment look at great Eskar park, the shelf, or great hill. try using a scum call by yelling kenny festa! or Derek Nukem! If that doesnt work surely try clcicking your heals 3 times and saying stalberg scum.

want to go to bucks?
no.
why not ?
weymouth scum.
o yeah your right.

Weymouth Scum by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

penis flytrap 

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

penis flytrap by penisflytrap September 11, 2016