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Exertion fart

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022
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Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.
Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
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Hungarian Fart

A thicksweaty slow-moving shockwave. A fart so spicy and powerful it makes your nose itch and quiver. Sencing the odor will make you turn your head instantly. A Hungarian fart has the ability to wake someone from the dead. Tendencies of smelling like goulasch and leaving its vitctims unconscious.
"Damn Lucas Bontidean can you go one lesson without rippin a hungarian fart!?"
"It smelled so bad during enlgish last week, I thought it was the sewers. -dawg it was just Lucas lettin it rip!"
by Danskekög42069 November 28, 2023
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Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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demi fart

Ew that demi fart is spreading her legs all over town!
by anonymous November 15, 2022
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