Squirm

Squirm (noun)
The smallest, fastest, and arguably most chaotic Toon in the game Dandy’s World. He is a tiny, segmented worm-like creature who specializes in kiting (distracting) the Twisteds while the rest of the team actually does the work.

Vibe: High speed, low health, and "catch me if you can."

Player Archetype: Usually played by the person who enjoys running circles around monsters and giving their teammates a heart attack by proxy.

Usage: "We would’ve wiped on Floor 10 if our Squirm didn't have the zoomies and distract Toodles for five minutes straight."

by H4RV March 11, 2026

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squirch

To have an exclamatory reaction that produces moisture due to excessive levels of attractiveness (to be used for people, places, and things)

Upasana saw his body and immediately started to squirch everywhere.

by slimesaurav July 1, 2025

Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025

Squirdlock

Fuckhead. Morlock flesh-eater. Pig-headed programmer-type who "fixes" stuff that ain't broke, just to keep his job. Slimy dude, no doubt a leftist, maybe a Trans, stay away from average people, pervert.

That squirdlock "fixed" it, now I have to re-type everything.

by muthuhmuthuhmuthuh September 26, 2025

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012