Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.
Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad
by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021
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Squiff

A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.

Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
by Poon Handler September 23, 2008
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Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie
She squiffed and it felt good
by Deviva October 31, 2007
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Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.
The idiot was squiff as a carebear.
by The corrector of bad Grammar December 31, 2004
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Squiff

To be scruffy or cute
Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!
by Arcade82 March 17, 2015
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Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha
by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019
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"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
by chadsexington4 October 04, 2006
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