pee jerk reaction 

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up

i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up

pee jerk reaction by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010

Pee Plating 

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain

When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating

Pee Plating by Key Wester February 19, 2010

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole 

When you get through all the bases and finall score a touchdown.

Andy: "Man, Jo is such a chad, he put his pee pee in the poo poo hole wItH mY mOm!"
Gary: "Holy smokes!"

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole by Lolihentailover420 September 17, 2019

Pee Pee Sauce 

The residue left on the toilet seat and/or hands after violently urinating with little or no control of appendages. Usually applies to males.

Guy 1: Don’t go into that bathroom, dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.

Pee Pee Sauce by BlockDoctor December 12, 2019

Pee Pee Tree 

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

Pee Pee Tree by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020

pee shiver

A shiver that may occur before, during, or after peeing. The shiver is not limited to peeing. Scientifically, the human subconcious has the ability to focus subliminally on the act of peeing without the individual being aware; thus, a shiver will sometimes occur at random times without warning.

Dude, I just had a massive pee shiver while I was driving.

pee shiver by truthhurts4863 November 15, 2010

pee on it 

To copyright, trademark or otherwise reserve rights to one's creative work.

Amber wrote some creative ad copy but forgot to pee on it. Now some biach barbie in marketing is passing it off as her work. Wtf was she thinking?

pee on it by Bradford S. January 27, 2009