Moses

(to do the) Moses means:

1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.

2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.

Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!

by sexy_neuron March 21, 2009

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

Moss

Describes ones hair.

Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's

by brsf032414 June 29, 2009

moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006

Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003