Green Meat

Slag term for the collection of smegma (dick cheese) under a poorly cleaned helmet.

I gave Stephen Caskie head last night and came back up with a mouth full of green meat!!!!

by greenmeeter_cottage October 9, 2010

green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006