Maulerism

Something either incredibly bad (fail) or incredibly good, usually used in the negative sense of the word.

"Wow, when he said 'you=noob' that was a complest Maulerism. Maybe next time he shouldn't be such an idiot."

by 1l2evenge January 20, 2009

Nigger Maple

A maple tree that does not produce much or any syrup.

Guy - Lets go boys, time to tap these maples!
Next guy - You make sure these aint nigger maples?
Guy - The fuck is that?
Next guy - Non sugar maple yo. You sure you're Canadian???

by kroon78 November 14, 2020

Mailer

Sex God

Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Malerie

Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol

Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.

by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018

Maple Ridge

When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.

Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!

by IHitFences January 26, 2010

maple bar

A solid turd that's round, long, looks, and smells like poop, but is, in fact, a maple bar.

<David> Zoe just ate a maple bar!
<Si> Gross! Where did she get it?
<Nick> She just dumped it in the tiolet, then fished it right out and munched it!

by Si & David September 2, 2006

maplesucker

a resident of Canada, a backwater country in North America.

Those filthy maplesuckers are taking away our jobs.

by sickrubik April 10, 2008