Bollock Goggles

Placing your ball sack over your partner's eyes - restricting vision

Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes

by T.rynston July 17, 2003

Acapulco Goggles

When you put your ball sack right above a girls eyes and let her give you butterfly kisses.

Her fake eyelashes felt nice when she put on her Acapulco Goggles

by Ol' Cotton Balls December 12, 2009

Berkeley goggles

When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.

Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..

Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.

(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)

Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!

Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.

Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...

Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!

Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...

by gointoberkeleybitches!!! December 31, 2009

Google It

"Google It" can be used as an answer to any question that you dont know, and does not result in you feeling stupid.

"Given that time is infinate and the universe is ever expanding..........what colour G-String does Boy George wear most?"

"I dunno.........Google It" (Pink by the way)

It can also be used to back up a massive bullshit, as saying "Google It" instantly makes the statement Gospel.

"Did you know that ferrets are just rats that have come out the closet?"
"Bull!!"
"Ney its true!!! Google It"

by GazNVixDicto May 4, 2010

google child

Popular act among know-it-all-brats.

With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.

Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.

A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.

If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!

Example 1:

Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!

Example 2:

Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"

by Icebird July 25, 2008

Clout goggles

A pair of iconic glasses that should be treasured and only worn by the best of people.

Keep your clout goggles away from Omar at all costs.

by 101dalamations May 31, 2018

google.com

Kick ass search engine that provides 100% no BS search results unlike MSN, Dogpile, or AltaVista. Also provides other bad ass features such as translations, UPDATED news, and even a shopping search portal.

I google popular web sites since I'm too lazy to type in long and pointless URL's

by PP September 27, 2003