Envy

1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual

2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone

1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?

Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified

2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?

by :33333 January 7, 2017

White-Envy

When black people feel envious of white society because their ancestors lacked the skill & knowledge to improve their lives. Often resulting in resentment, jealousy and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situation, and work towards improving their lives through hard work, discipline and other ethical ways of achieving happiness and success.

Hatred for white people is a result of white-envy due to cultural differences.

by Rabid_Dogs May 15, 2024

Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.

Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.

by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023

convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

by 280 fog July 20, 2025

Envy Draven

An absolutely unequivocally amazingly cute bunvy

Can you belive how cute Envy Draven is?

by Sourgrapes Snape July 13, 2023

Ecko envy

To be jealous of your peers possessions, boyfriends, attention recieved by others. To be driven to the point of theft from such persons.

All the people around the homeless shelter have Ecko envy.

by Gridbug September 20, 2018

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023