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Custo

Yo I got some fire, you got custos?

Lets pick up a quarter later, but go on facebook first and get custos

My friend has been trying to sell this 25 a gram, he aint gonna get any custos man!
by Am420n February 25, 2011
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Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick
Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.
by angastifolia June 22, 2011
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butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.
"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"
by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005
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customerbility

The ease with which a product or service can be bought or accessed, understood and used for its desired and intended purpose, to the (complete) satisfaction of the customer.

Similar to usability but from the perspective of a customer or client in a business-to-consumer or business-to-business relationship, customerbility considers the customer's experience and satisfaction with all aspects of the transaction(s) and relationship with a marketer, the willingness to continue being a customer, and even the willingness to recommend the product or service to others.
Among computer and electronic brands today Apple would seem to have the most enviable customerbility ratings.
by Richard Toker May 27, 2008
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customazing

An item that is customized, and amazing. But in a bad way. Generally said item is not of high quality, or produced by a high caliber individual.
Wow, Ted! that krylon paint job on your Ford Tempo is customazing!
by Russnut May 31, 2009
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Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night
"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david
by peza2009 June 17, 2009
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Custom Pie

When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.
"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"

"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
by Oscarvarium February 15, 2010
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