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Custard
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custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun
a customer who is
retarded
emotionally.
ORIGIN - from a
check
-out
chick
Emily: I was working the other
day
and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th
time
I
dropped
tomato sauce on their head.
Custard
by
angastifolia
June 22, 2011
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