johnny carson spot

the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)

MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."

by jmattei March 10, 2008

adam carson

is tall. nice smile. he is mega fresh on the drums. he's a swell guy. plays for afi and is thus way cooler than you. he is a fancy kid and you want to be his best friend. equally as fantastical as jade, davey, and hunter.

bystander: "adam carson, you are so tall and mega fresh and fancy."

adam: " hey, thanks."

by scrtninja1221 December 14, 2008

Rachel Carson Middle School

Rachel Carson Middle School is an amazing school in Northern Virginia, and a short distance from DC. It is mainly asian (including Indians) and white, and a few people are ghetto. It is by far, one of the best schools in Northern Va. It feeds the most people into THE #2 HS IN AMERICA: TJHSST because of all the smart asians and whites at RCMS. There are actually nice teachers that not everyone hates there. Here everyone has the time of their life, before going to high school. They usually are smart as hell just cuz they're all asian.

Person 1: Yo dawg. I go to Rachel Carson Middle School, and it's fucking awesome there. Best school ever. It makes school not so damn shitty.

Person 2: IKR, bro. All the damn people there are fucking awesome.

by THEBAWSS April 3, 2013

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Ben Carson

A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high

If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.

by qwoke March 29, 2016

Adam Carson

Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.

Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.

Who's your favorite drummer?
Adam Carson.

by PaigeLovesIt February 12, 2008

ben carson

A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.

...ben carson

by Bmoran2 January 19, 2016