Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls who eat carrots”-Louis Tomlinson

I love that Louis said that sentence with i like girls who eat carrots.

by Aria<3 February 5, 2021

carrot top

A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.

Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

Carrot cake

The secret way to get kids to eat vegetables.

Kids like cake, but they need their veggies. That's where carrot cake comes in.

by anarkizm June 24, 2009

Archbishop John Carroll High School

A fucking pathetic excuse for an educational institution in Radnor, Pennsylvania. The student body is overwhelmingly comprised of legitimate fucking retards. You honestly can't tell the actual tard section apart from the rest of the school most of the time. There are 3 good teachers in the entire fucking school. The sports fucking suck except for like field hockey and that's fucking it. Oh yeah Will Smith went here for like a fucking week but he left because the school fucking sucks dick and ass and balls. The language department is fucking awful. They offer 3 languages, being Latin, Spanish, and French, and they all fucking suck. The teachers are fucking old lesbian bitches. Academics here are a joke. The lunch food fucking gives you every type of cancer known to man. The only people who actually have school pride are the weird ass theater and band kids, as well as around 3% of the graduating class. Everyone here goes to a fucking shitty, generic college with few exceptions. In conclusion, you're better off sending your children to Radnor High public school right down the road.

I fucking hate Archbishop John Carroll High School, I'm transferring to Radnor. Fuck this school and everyone in it.

by TheTardDiaries November 8, 2018

carrot cake

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

by vomitface69 October 25, 2010

carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003

Eating carrots

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

by yeahItappedthat March 7, 2007